Robin Hood
2026-12-09 - 2026-12-31 | Little Theatre Gateshead, 1-4 Saltwell View, Gateshead, NE8 4JS, United Kingdom
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Join Bella Bluebell for another adventure for 2026 in the merriest panto around… ROBIN HOOD

Tommy Cooper - Have I Got Time For More?
2027-01-23 19:30 (Europe/London) | Little Theatre Gateshead, 1-4 Saltwell View, Gateshead, NE8 4JS, United Kingdom
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A brand new production from the guys that brought you Steptoe & Son!
Tommy Cooper, one of the greatest ever comedians, is back! Expertly performed by Phil Hoyles – the UK’s number one impersonator – he brings you all of the ‘tom’-foolery, jokes, songs, laughs, magic, failed magic, and energy, that the original funnyman presented all those years ago!
Renowned theatre magazine The Stage describes Phil’s portrayal as “a carbon copy in look, voice and humour” and “as near to the genuine article as you can get”!
He’s got the height, the laugh and the Fez – all we need is you! Come along and join us for a trip down memory lane, a jolly good laugh and an evening of belly-aching nostalgia.
This show is being produced by Cattle Productions Ltd. who have a distinguished reputation in the revival and recreation of classic comedy, ensuring that these true icons are never forgotten.
We are also supporting local charity Tiny Lives Special Care Babies from the proceeds.

Adult Panto - Beauty & The Beastiality
2027-05-22 19:30
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The country’s most notorious adult panto company are back! Cattle Productions have been performing their famous rude and naughty shows since 2011, and now bring you their unique take on Beauty & The Beast – their fourth in the series!
The main man Big Dick Dickey returns and he’s the one you’ve all come to see – he’s filthy, foul- mouthed, flirty and f*****g funny! What will he get up to this time with a new girl and a big beast around the corner, alongside a few other barmy characters!? And let’s remember our unforgettable rendition of The Twelve Days Of Christmas……will there be something similarly hilarious in store for you this time……
And this is a PROPER adult panto, uniquely written for an adult audience, NOT just adapted from a family show with a few swear words thrown in! It’s an 18+ production and definitely not for those of you that get offended, so only come if you know what you’re coming to see!!
Focus on the outrageous things we’re saying and we guarantee you the best laughs you’ll ever have! Of course, really this is just a simple fairytale…………..just with our unique, crude and dirty twist!
We are also supporting local charity TINY LIVES SPECIAL CARE BABIES from the proceeds.
